I look over to check on Holly and Charlotte’s progress in their whole new “lady...– Geordie Shore’s Vicky Pattinson (Season 5, Episode 3)
fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via undeadlife)
parscilla: instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
c-cumberbatch: mytardishaswings: femmederqueer: WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED OH MY GOD THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF
Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they...– Andy Warhol (via fakeville)
sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER “IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY...
excalilbur: finnemoron: what if the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that little girls would do it in the mirror and when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
I hid my deepest feelings so well I forgot where I placed them.– Amy Tan, Saving Fish from Drowning (via setbabiesonfire)
reading-rainbow: THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A GAH DEH ARH REH
me when driving: HEY ASSFUCK DID U KNOW U HAVE THESE DANDY THINGS CALLED BLINKERS?
me when driving: OH WOW NICE SIGNALING, U FUCKTWAT BALL OF EARWAX
me when driving: OH, U WANNA MERGE? THATS CUTE, MUTHERFUCKER. LET ME KNOW WITH THOSE NIFTY LITTLE LIGHTS ON YOUR ASS WHEN YOU'D LIKE ME TO LET U IN
me when driving: TRY TO SNEAK INTO MY LANE ONE MORE TIME, I WILL FUCK U UP